We joined the navy lt commander badger, rn: an exceptionally likeable fellow, the artful bodger has the bad habit of saying the right thing at entirely the wrong time! when untimely remarks are splashed across the tabloids, the rush is on to find him a new posting somewhere far away.
the middle watch through a series of unforeseen events, two glamorous young ladies find that they are obliged to spend the night on board the battleship hms falcon, where they have been attending a party.
but then the ship is ordered out to sea and maritime mayhem ensues! petticoat pirates a company of wrens set out to prove equality with their male counterparts by taking over a warship with breathtaking efficiency, sailing it out to sea and into a nato naval exercise! while charlie is all at sea for the first time in his humble career with her majestys navy! why sailors leave home given shore leave at an arabian port, bill biggles visits his friend the sheik.
the polygamous ruler, however, who has abducted a damsel, decides to appoint bill as his deputy and then scarpers.
bill thinks hes quids in.
until the wives decide to go on strike!.