Sarah millican returns with her biggest tour yet, outsider.
in the past when you put sarah millican outside, she asked things like: ‘why? where is the taxi? do i need a cardie?’ and said things like: ‘there’ll be wasps.
i’ve nothing to sit on.
is that poo? can we go home?’ but things have changed.
now she has outside slippers.
she can tell a chaffinch from a tit (hey).
but she still can’t tell if it’s an owl or her husband’s asthma.
sarah millican is venturing outside.
bring a cardie.